THE FAMILY JOKE BOOK
Stories and Jokes for All Ages
My mother thinks I’m so bright, she calls me “Son.”
Question: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Answer: Hey! Where’s my tractor?
Corduroy Pillows! They’re making headlines.
Question: Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Answer: They got marooned.
Question: How did the boy fall off the 100 foot ladder and not get hurt?
Answer: He fell off the bottom rung.
A Grammar Lesson
Am her dead?
Is her went?
Did her leave I all alone?
Us can never come to she
Her can never come to we,
Oh, it cannot was!
—Tena Wierdsma, 1946
Question: What do all dogs eat on their pizza?
A Tongue Twister (Say it quickly.)
Betty Botter bought some butter.
But she said, “This butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.”
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
And put it in her batter
To make her batter better.